Why are you here?!?!?

Jonathan Katz: A retrospective.


Hey! It's the annual display of my excessivly large dreidle animation

Guide Points:

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Short Bio..

Welp, I still don't have time to throw together a biography, but, I guess some obvious things to say are that I am a member of the Magic Castle in Hollywood (although I haven't really practiced magic in years... I can still one-handed shuffle however..), I have a dry sense of humor, and I like when people cook for me (if you are considering this, I dont eat meat (eggs and cheese are ok) and I dont eat mushrooms).

My education includes some B.S.'s and an M.S. from UCLA in assorted fields.. and I am currently working towards a Doctorate. All that said, I do not consider myself a professional student.

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Not Quite Attractions..

My biggest trick would probably be the Facade attractions, but, there is that Floaty thing and I am working on a set of tools for molecular biologists at biomechanic

Of course here is some really useless crap I have done...

If you type something in the following box, a small Demon will be summoned and deliver the message to me where-ever I am. Send me a nice message, I probably need affirmation... (p.s., the new higher level Demon can carry a messages of fairly long lengths.....)




My name as it looks on a punch-card is here for no other reason than "because I can".

My current biorhythm is here for no other reason than "because I can".

You ask me how I pick my lotto numbers??? Here you go.

The location of my birthday in PI is here for no other reason than "because I can".

My original library of online humor and stuff.

My original Hot List (mostly defunct... This thing was written back in '93... Pretty styling at the time :-) )).

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Major Factors in Jonathan's Life...

UCLA

Current Book

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Random Biographical Information...

6'0", 158lb.

Brown hair & hazel eyes (look at the picture :-) )

Birthday: Feburary 20th (Only 137.661122685 more shopping days; email or postcards are fine :-) )

Born/raised in Los Angeles (Like, in the valley)

Currently live in Encino (remember the song?)

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Some things Jonathan likes

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If you are too lazy to type it, here you go: mail jonathan@ucla.edu .

Oh, by the way, Jonathan Katz isnt always me. Nor is Jonathan Katz always him. I am not crazy when I say Jonathan Katz is not me and that Dr. Katz is not him or me. In fact, there are lots, and lots of us... One of us runs the sorta-official Jonathan Katz's homepage which is kinda fun and if you need a Lawyer, you might another Jonathan Katz

It is enough to make a guy feel REALLY small...

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jonathan@ucla.edu 310.825.3137